im a hood rat nigga and i do hood rat things
chillthoughts:

canadumb:

how do you arrange a party in the solar system

you planet

girl: i'm having vagina surgery
boyfriend: i know
girl: i love you
boyfriend: i love you too
after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
girl: where is my boyfriend
dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
girl: what

belowjob:

sensitivefilipino:

triye:

Titty fuckin is the most romantic way to fuck your girl cuz that’s when you closest to her heart

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Anonymous

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Anonymous

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math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
who broke up with who?
Anonymous

based god

are you dating that one judyainn girl or whatever her name is?
Anonymous

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Anonymous

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9gag:

Pick Up Boy strikes again

megustamemes:

Annoying Childhood Friend